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| 1. |
Remove film from box and load camera. |
| 2. |
Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. |
| 3. |
Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. |
| 4. |
Choose a suitable background for photo. |
| 5. |
Mount camera on tripod and focus. |
| 6. |
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. |
| 7. |
Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. |
| 8. |
Forget about pre-focused spot and crawl after puppy on hands and knees. |
| 9. |
Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. |
| 10. |
Get tissue and clean puppy's nose print from camera lens. |
| 11. |
Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. |
| 12. |
Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. |
| 13. |
Put magazines back on coffee table. |
| 14. |
Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. |
| 15. |
Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. |
| 16. |
Jump up quickly, grab puppy, and run outside! |
| 17. |
Call spouse to help clean up mess. |
| 18. |
Go get a soda. |
| 19. |
Sit back in Lazy Boy with soda, sigh a lot, and resolve to teach puppy "Sit" and "Stay" first thing in the morning. |
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